I'll put my vote behind either 'Scotty' or 'Helen' for my favorite episode.

If Eddie gets burned by the end of the season, I'm going to be legitimately heartbroken. I relate to their relationship way, way more than I have any other gay relationship I've ever seen on television.

Coincidentally, that's also my stage name when I'm doing my strip routine every Thursday at Pickles.

*squints, tilts head sideways*

Punch-Drunk Love is pretty alright.

The curse just passes on to that person. They die, then it moves back to her.

Shit, I can't blame her.

I mean, the kid has just gone through what is almost certainly the biggest trauma in his life up until this point mere hours before. He hasn't even gotten to sleep yet. It makes sense that his mind is all disjointed and that he's gonna make some rash decisions.

So, between this and Gravity Falls mid-season finale, I'm thinking maybe that this whole "new Golden age of animation" crap that people have been spouting might actually have some validity. With the exception of a few Parks and Rec episodes I haven't seen a single episode of Live Action television that I enjoyed as…

Man, it sucks to be a bit villain that setting. Exactly half of the major villains (and a few minor villains like the Androids) get redeemed in the end (Vegeta and Buu) - but if you're Nappa, a Ginyu Force member, Raditz, etc you're just screwed.

/grumbles inarticulately and reaches for the Velveeta.

The rights of 5'10, 180 lb bearded homosexuals to be played by Dakota Johnson, what else?

This took a turn. A beautiful turn.

Nominated for Best Picture, 2016. You and me, acrosticmcgee. We're gonna go places.

So, what are we thinking will be the Homeworld gem's reaction to learning that Steven is a half-human hybrid? Disgust? Bewilderment? Indifference?

I can't even begin to tell you how much I love every bit of that mental image. Especially the image of me in a gingham dress.

God bless their little hearts. Maybe they were benevolent after all . . . probably not, though.

Like I said - computer screen. Teeny, tiny computer screen. With buffering. You know what doesn't happen in theaters? Fucking buffering.

THANKS FOR NOT SHOWING ANYWHERE IN AUSTIN, MOVIE.

That is actually fantastic advice. I'm roommates with a graphic designer and a musician, and the musician's sister is an artist. I should do that.