And here’s “Before Pie.”

I’m okay with this if they make dirty versions of clean movies. Get on it, motherfudgers.

This is the President’s best hope for rehabilitation.

“it’s cool to hate America these days”

Well, we now know that Steven crying Blues tears wasn’t a fluke and that Blue seems to have a freaky superpower where she can project her emotions onto any gem in range. If she found out that a Diamond shattered one of their own, the results of her projected anger could be devastating. Yellow would want to prevent the…

The Trial certainly seems to point fingers at Yellow Diamond, but at this point, Steven Universe has become like Rick and Morty in that the more we know the more we learn we Don’t know. That being said, even if Yellow Diamond didn’t shatter Pink, she’s definitely seems to be hiding something, something she doesn’t…

It’ll be the hottest storyline of 1993!

I could see a rogue gallery of (more) villains like this, all belonging to some organization with a cool S.P.E.C.T.R.E. name, like:

Brownstein will bring refreshing style and offbeat humor to this thing.

Why the hell was the opening this far delayed in China or Japan for that matter? And why would you try and go up against Guardians of the Galaxy which everyone knew was going to be a blockbuster?

Maybe Rita should have used her magic staff to make their profits grow.

The Real Housewives of CW

I’m only catching up now, but was surprised by last weeks’s episode where Jimmy realized he wasn’t doing much as Guardian except beating up and scaring people. His scenes with the little boy were actually very nice and drove home how much they’ve wasted him this season with this wannabe superhero crap.

The war of Wonder Woman v Ally McBeal v Lois Lane v Mary Alice was really intense.

I hope this leads to a deluxe style hardcover. I really want a prestige format version of this book to buy as gifts

This comment never gets old.

I’d watch that

Since Disney is already dipping into zombie territory, the next season should just time jump a few years to a post-apocalyptic world (which also conveniently explains so many missing characters) with Regina, Rumple, and Hook fighting hordes of undead with magic.

The only thing I have to add to this discussion is: