So if they give Aunt May radiation treatment, and then she bites Peter Parker, does he become The Amazing Elderly Aunt-Man?

Given that the iconic Terminator went from bad to good in the span of one movie, I think Carmen Sandiego, who has spent 30+ years as a villain, can have her chance. If I have a gripe, it’s having her be the main character (I’ve always liked Carmen best as a shadowy cipher), but whatever. I’m not the target audience.…

That worked like gangbusters in 2016...and 2014...and 2012...

As a little ‘un my mum would never let me watch Sabrina because witchcraft.

Blade- the villains were a group of white men sitting around a table ruling the world who held Blade with a mixture of fear and loathing. When they want to kill him? They send police officers...

Damsels from deserts?

Take them to DC. Trump will have done something worthy of them by the time you get there. Probably several somethings.

As I told Artiofab not that long ago, if I am going to insist on being reasonable and logical on the internet then there is no place for me here.

Why would you give [any] project to Goyer [...] ?

But... we already lit all of these torches...

...but She-Ra will still be named Martha, right? Hello? Is this on?

Why would you give this project to Goyer when Taika Watiti exists?

Disney has money to waste and this way, it brings in new blood to the usual formulas.

five minutes of the Thanos-copter

2045: Asteroid strikes Earth.

2020-2030: Disney remakes all it’s animated films as live-action/CGI. The peak comes when they decide to remake Home on the Range with realistic CGI cows. The movie grosses a billion dollars, but with inflation, it doesn’t make back it’s budget, signalling the end of live-action remakes.

Nah, it’ll be called Spider-Man: Prom.

Can someone explain to me how calling a congressional representative or senator is going to do jack or shit? As far as I know, they have zero authority over the FCC commissioners, right? Why aren’t we calling the shit out of our ISPs and telling them we’re going to cancel our service with them if Net Neutrality dies?

Buck up. We lost. The only rational way forward now is 2 fold:

I don’t know, I can imagine quite a bit.