I’ve put on a little weight, but, generally I’m fairly small. At the time of purchase I was 5’6” 130-140lbs, something like that. I got a special edition whatever thingy of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, and it came with a shirt. Or, I should say “shirt”. It seems to have come in some kind of XXXL size…

Based on their push to mobile, even Nintendo hates Nintendo.

This is completely unrealistic. Promotional t-shirts are never given away at any size above 2XL. As a professional fat dude, I’m well aware of this.

Alas, tonight’s frustration issue will probably not resolve itself soon, if ever. BUT, fuck it, at least I had a couple interesting cocktails, right? (Trying to ignore the accompanying mosquito bites, and also the “oh oops I forgot you’re an asshole when I’m wearing something other than my usual at-home-lounge-wear…

Brilliant. And they didn't even have to pay her to endorse the product.

“It’s all wrapped up in money. It’s Hollywood, we’re not at church!”

That is legit fucking hilarious.

Also I take 4 Aleve at a time sometimes because they’re all that will cut my migraine (not get rid of it, but at least I usually don’t feel like puking from pain anymore). Not Aleve PM though. Does Aleve want to hear from me, too?

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“If I have to explain that to you you’re never going to understand [it’s because you’re not as smart as me] but I’ll try [since I’m a super helpful person, you twit].”

SAVE A COPY AND PASS IT ON

A victim who wasn't any older than 6 at the time, if she is still a minor after 11 years. :|

And seriously what kind of monster doesn't want more cake?!

I love how they courted the cake vote, as it’s very influential.

Yes, and now Gerald Fitzpatrick can marry Patrick Fitzgerald.

So utterly thrilled by this. There are some comments over on Gawker from LGBT people in Ireland that made me cry with joy. Such a huge step and a wonderful day in history.

Yay!

Destroy the records all you want, they are still out there and everyone now knows about it. If the Arkansas police want, I can print the records and send it to them. Maybe we all should?

I do. That’s why I’m selling a printout of this thread for 400 Bitcoins.

#thief #brilliant #prince #pig #instalike #picoftheday #instagood #sky #babies #hotchicks #dogs #igers #followme