It's my fantasy role-playing experience and if I say they're squishy then they're squishy, K?

This makes me wonder how a Telltale game set in the Princess Bride universe would be.

What does it say about my belief in human goodness that I went to "lazy" instead of "social security?"

This all started when Warframe got challenged. I'm still waiting for Master Chief and Claptrap to accept:

people are so mad! It's delicious.

Every game ever.

"Despite owning all the games"...

Did Conner in Assassin's Creed 3 not count?

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I'm actually hoping (and will still hope as I play this game) that it's Azrael.

This one seems best to me. No fancy effects and unnecessary little horned skulls, just snowy wasteland and one man trying to survive.

Now, answer me something I've always wanted to know. As an Egyptologist, how much of your day to day work entails hunting down ancient artifacts and how much of it involves destroying ancient ungodly evil? Is it like, 50/50, or is it more like, 65/35?

Take that back! (punches wall)

How about the simultaneous announcement of three playable smash characters that no one saw coming.

You kidding? Have you seen a map? You can see their dick from space

Everyone should read Jeff Lemire's creator owned work.

The man voiced the Joker for about 20 years... that's a pretty big contribution to just "get over".

That really goosed you, huh?

I still say that the best adaptation of the Fantastic Four is in The Venture Bros.