I hear ya. I worried more about aging thirty years ago than I do now. In my forties, I spent a fortune on eye cream and serums and shit. Now, at almost sixty, I use a ten-dollar jar of “beauty cream” made by a local woman, and it does just as good a job.
I just got netflix like 2 or 3 months ago and I’m still giddy about it. I had cancelled cable because I could just never find the time to watch shows when they were on, and this whole being able to binge when I have the time is amazing!
There is no shame in pizza, hot or cold. It’s a perfect food. And I figure if you don’t drop it it’s considered balanced.
I’ve taught middle school for fifteen years, and I was the DJ at my twenty-eighth (or twenty-ninth?) middle school dance last night.
Hey, MSN.com, you know what is giving me crow’s feet right now? The squinty, incredulous side-eye I am giving your stupid article.
Congratulations !
I had cancer at 29 and a recurrence at 31. Every gray hair is a reminder I didn’t die when I was 29. Every wrinkle is another day I got to spend with my family and on the planet because I didn’t die.
“suspect there’s full-scale effort to make you despise not just your entire being”
Yes. This is what advertising DOES - it gets it’s toxic bullshit inside of your head. Imho - *best not to read such lists* all they’re going to do is make you feel icky.
We are all awesome as we are —- definitely smart enough to know…
Awwww! What a precious baby!
Slightly Guilty Pleasure of threads like these: In addition to obviously adoring getting to see everyone’s animals, I also get a kick out of the occasional glimpses of houses, furniture, manicures, socks and so on... it’s like a little peek into your lives!
Someone needs to tell my cat about this thing where they don’t get upset about food restrictions because HE DOES NOT KNOW.
This shit makes me miss Regretsy.
Klearly Kukookachoo is the korrect choice
LET’S NAME THE NEXT KARDASHIAN!
“He described the dog as having the same exact patterns on his body as Dylan did.”
So how many dog pounds do you think these scientists went to before they found two dogs they figured looked close enough to Dylan to make a believable clone puppy?
Wussies.