Kate Capshaw screaming “Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy” over and over for 2 hours...the stuff of nightmares, Temple of Doom was, the stuff of nightmares...

I walked into Audi with cash in hand, and the first salesmen I spoke to asked me if my husband was with me. I took my single self and my cash someplace else.

My mom, the total badass, does this with cars. She walks in, points at the one she wants, decides what it’s worth (usually significantly less than the sticker price), says, “I’ll give you 12 thousand and not a penny more,” and waits patiently for a couple of hours while the salespeople put on their “I have to talk to…

Excedrin does the same thing. There’s little difference between regular Excedrin and Excedrin Migraine except for labeling. Not sure if this is something they HAVE to do to be FDA-compliant, or just flat-out a marketing tool.

Wow. I don’t know where this leaves us with abortion, but if I’m expecting a late-term stillbirth or miscarriage, I might have to lean towards a home birth. Can you imagine someone yanking your dying child (who was born with no brain or no lungs or half a heart or something else equally dreadful) out of your arms and…

Not all women, just women who have sex.

Once upon a time whilst traveling across an ocean, a flight attendant woke me out of a dead sleep, shoving a giant basket at me. I did what any reasonable half-asleep person would do, I took the basket from him. He then started SCREAMING at me in French to “ONLY CHOOSE TWO!! ONLY CHOOSE TWO!!” and he YANKED his basket…

This 40G girl is feeling you!

Also a card-carrying member of the We Hate Cold-Shoulder Tops club. Every. freakin’. thing. in the stores right now is this “I got attacked by tigers” shredded clothing crap. I like my shoulders, but my flabby upper arms and sizable boobage make these shirts REALLY unflattering on me.

He’s “in trouble” for a lot of things, not the least of which are possible treason and other violations of the Constitutions, but since nobody with the power to do anything about it is actually willing to DO anything about it, too bad for us...

This. He’s not a billionaire. He’s most likely not even a millionaire. Someday the tax returns will come out and prove us right :)

Fortunately trump is in office now, so the police will have more freedom to be evil af...

This is horrifying. Thank you for sharing. I knew solitary confinement was awful, but I had no idea it was this bad...to think of being in that cell for YEARS.

trump does a lot of things to make himself seem “Alpha”. He spent the 70s and 80s reading too many “How to be Awesome” self-help books.

YES!!

I think it’s really important to point out that the last President to miss this dinner was Reagan in 1981, who missed only because he was recovering from BEING SHOT.

It boggles my mind that I have to be suspicious of party invitations these days, because “Some girls are coming over for brunch, we’re having waffles and mimosas!” sounds delightful until you get there and it’s a marketing pitch for Stella and Dot or Lia Sophia. Ugh.

45 and company have changed this survey a few times now. You used to be able to add comments for EVERY question, but I guess they got tired of hearing the truth.

JK is sort of my only reason for smiling these days, as 45andcompany have sent me to a dark, sad place.

So...people of color, be warned. You better not report accurately about the President’s activities or trump will sic the Kush on you. SMH.