What you call xenophobic, I call patriotic.

The only way to stop a bad mustang leaving cars and coffee is a good curb just outside cars and coffee.

If you lived in Arizona, no, you would not.

TBH, probably 75% of the world has cracked an iphone. I dropped mine a few weeks ago.

Previous prototype didn’t work out so well.

My god, he tripped the dead man’s switch by reaching out his hand to touch the ship.

Someone please send him a copy of this book....

Huh. So you’re saying the title of the song “Turn Down for Watt” is both grammatically and logically sound? I did not come here expecting to learn that today.

I clicked on the article and I was praying this would be the first comment.

I’ve only had one true “barn find” incident in my life personally. I was about 18 years old and worked for JC Penney. During my lunch one summer, I was looking through the Dallas Times Herald’s car classifieds and saw “Old Mercury for Sale. Make offer.” with the phone number. It was late in the day, on a Friday, but I…

The environment is extremely important. It’s also amazingly powerful and doesn’t need any help. Mother nature can easily shake us off without a problem and will if needed. Hopefully all the eco-nazis and their battery powered cars will be first.

Gonna start using “That was an old me problem” in arguments with my girlfriend.

Worst. Bukkake. Ever.

Doug’s next car is a Ford GT if his plan works.

Hi Im Jason Torchinsky. You may remember me from other great automotive mysteries such as:

Ill be pretty drunk so no worries.

Here’s a typical stretch of the A11. Not really suitable for bouncing off the speed-limiter, is it?

If you perform the same this year as you did last year, you are considered a failure in business. In business, growth is the name of the game... steady-state is considered failure. Contraction is even a bigger failure.

Headed back to 1985 so he can blow the doors off of some brand new Fox bodies.