The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

Eat a sack of dicks.

Please, for the love of god, male or female, if you put random stuff up your genitals, don’t have children. Thank you.

I can dig it.

So.....they arrested him on nothing more than a tip and found no actual drugs but were still able to urine test him without probable cause? It’s one thing to have tough penalties on drug possesion but this? That’s a whole nother wack of bullshit.

I thought they were painted like tigers because of Cardi’s line “this pussy’s wild, throw it in a cage,” since tigers are essentially wild cats, aka “wild pussies.” But I’ll admit, that might be just me thinking too hard!

They should only use the Mortal Kombat movie theme.  Nothing else. 

Oh God please don’t let this be true.  I have so few heroes as it is.

im sorry but that is just awesome ..brought tear my eye ty ubisoft!! badass goty

Fuck Facebook.

Yeah, Facebook definitely programmed me. It programmed me to not use Facebook because it’s shit.