Pssst, Jen, a phoenix rises from it’s OWN ashes. It’s a metaphor for both renewal and inner strenght (also, amusingly enough, a sun symbol), not a backhanded insult.

Blac Chyna is such a cool name, tho.

Will we finally get an Sleeping Beauty doll that actually looks like Aurora? That’s all I care about.

...I-I belive it is ejaculating?!

Ah, the sweet, glorious taste of manly tears in the morning!

“Too big”? Jennifer ‘I walked literally naked for two X-Men film yet not an ounce of fat was visibly’ Lawrence?! Fuck this POS.

Probably because he’s too busy raping the nearest underage mortal available? Try Artemis (but only if you aren’t part of her sequitur, otherwise she’d punish both rapist AND victim... wacky greeks).

OMG. How old was Bree Olson when she dated him? Twelve?! She looks so young... Ok, just googled her and I am pretty sure a now retired porn star knows more about protection than the average Joe/Jane, so she’s probably fine, moving on...

Soleil’s character in Sabrina The Teenage Witch was awesome! I didn’t knew they were friends, I love close cast friendships.

She’s a classy act. What-his-face, a douche. Danes, too.

Fact: there’s not one prettier than argentinian actress/model Araceli Gonzalez. Brunette, blonde, redhead, long or short hair, she OWNS every style out there.

Just get him into that frakking art college.

This piece is pure gold.

Oh great, break up album #458475847 here we come! (Please not to be slut shaming the ladies at the parlor, kthxbye?)

...I didn’t even knew foots could do that.

Funny, as half of Europe ran off to America - the continent, not the country - right before, during and after WWI and WWII.

Pretty sure it’s just BBC’s Merlin in green paint.

...I actually *loved* the now gone redesign. It had character and looked bloody awesome.

I don’t know if the trend is still hot, but take a look at ANY anime from the 90s/early 00s and you will find out the american/british characters’s eyes size is ALWAYS half the japanese’s.

*waves lonely Yamscha fangirl flag*