Probably because he’s too busy raping the nearest underage mortal available? Try Artemis (but only if you aren’t part of her sequitur, otherwise she’d punish both rapist AND victim... wacky greeks).

Yeah... World War Z was an afront to the original material, genre cinema and filmaking in general.

OMG. How old was Bree Olson when she dated him? Twelve?! She looks so young... Ok, just googled her and I am pretty sure a now retired porn star knows more about protection than the average Joe/Jane, so she’s probably fine, moving on...

Soleil’s character in Sabrina The Teenage Witch was awesome! I didn’t knew they were friends, I love close cast friendships.

She’s a classy act. What-his-face, a douche. Danes, too.

Fact: there’s not one prettier than argentinian actress/model Araceli Gonzalez. Brunette, blonde, redhead, long or short hair, she OWNS every style out there.

Just get him into that frakking art college.

This piece is pure gold.

So... we have a Jem & The Holograms movie.

Oh great, break up album #458475847 here we come! (Please not to be slut shaming the ladies at the parlor, kthxbye?)

...I didn’t even knew foots could do that.

Funny, as half of Europe ran off to America - the continent, not the country - right before, during and after WWI and WWII.

Pretty sure it’s just BBC’s Merlin in green paint.

...I actually *loved* the now gone redesign. It had character and looked bloody awesome.

I don’t know if the trend is still hot, but take a look at ANY anime from the 90s/early 00s and you will find out the american/british characters’s eyes size is ALWAYS half the japanese’s.

*waves lonely Yamscha fangirl flag*

HDU. Ryan Reynolds is a canadian treasure, go watch Two Guys A Girl And A Pizza Place now.

Not from the states, so I am gonna need some context here... what Dave Coulier ever did to get on everyone nerves?

My brother LOVED Michelle. I only tuned in for the “have mercy!”(even my tween self knew uncle Jesse was hot stuff) and the adults interactions in the early seasons - before Lori/Jesse happened. I still finding Danny’s OCD endearing.

Is that... Sam Witwer?