I don't care how old they are, they better cast Aaron Johnson and Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Peter and Mary Jane! Only way I am sitting through yet ANOTHER goddamned origins story.

Cool Pope called for a fucking "Holy War" in my country less than ten years ago, over the legalization of gay marriage. I don't like Cool Pope.

I had somehow managed to repress my memories of this doll.

...Why is Anna in a goddamn coffin?! Were they trying to save resources by skiping the next screen when the kid inevitably fails and cuts open her chest??? And just what kind of drugs she's on to smile like that? So many questions! I bet mommy would be happy to answer them next time her daughter feels like having a…

Well, that's a new one.

Yeah, uh... every fandom has it's fair share of batshit crazyness? Why are we trolling twelve years old fans of a reality show, again?

I read it as "thank you for making your fandom [diaper] shit itself :D".

...Could someone please take her Oppai hentai away from her?

Your poor boyfriend.

As both an anime and Ghost In The Shell fan, I couldn't be more pissed about this casting. Would it have killed them to cast a japanese actress (or, you know, someone who looks the part and can actually *act*)?!

It's all fun and games at the mall until Sadako Yamamura comes out to play!

I don't trust people who didn't loved Big Fish.

There's a book?!

Actually, while Henry Selick (Coraline) directed both Jack and The Giant Peach and Nightmare Before Christmas, the concept, plot and characters were Burton's.

Mr. Burns as Jadis did it for me. And God handing Satan a present, ha!

I usually like Emilia Clarke, but she sounds just so... cringue worthy as Sarah, it's embarrasing. And the Reese stand-in guy isn't doing anything for me, either. Why can't they have Michael Biehn replaying the role as an older (and wiser) version of the character? Everything has changed, afterall! :v (They totally…

I feel like punching my pillow with both hands, too.

The only issue being that Aja does not look like that.

How to save the franchise? Hire the writes of Spiderman TAS, cast Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Mary Jane and call it a day. There, you're welcome.

I get goosebumps watching that gif.