Yeah this is some bullshit, even for you, and I think you guys know that. PFT is infinitely more talented and engaging than every writer at this cesspool combined, so you try to drag him down because you just can’t handle that he does what you wish you could do infinitely better than you.

Hey look guys, Burneko hates something and overwrote a blog about it.

This is so rich being commented on a Deadspin blog.

The Beatles have so many deep-er tracks that people rarely give them credit for, many of them coming from Magical Mystery Tour and later. Off hand I would toss out there - A Day in the Life, Happiness is a Warm Gun, While My Guitar Gently Weeps (you could also have counted in your Clapton list if you felt like further…

Perfect meme for my Deadspin consumption as well.

This is fantastic. Please keep us up to date, I love a good war against asshole neighbors.

So...a bunch of NFL guys gather ‘round, drink, trade some stories and information, and sometimes hit on the 1 or 2 women in attendance? Shocking stuff.

I’ll never understand this site’s (and its commentatortors) general distaste toward golf. Kind of had to give up long ago. Apparently, we need to be inclusive and respect everybody’s opinion, but if you happen to like a certain sport you are a racist country club ass hole who should be publicly shamed. /shrug

Chicago bars are starting to give you your card back. Not all, but many. Though not sure I have ever, even once, seen the self serve water, which is a great idea.

This take is correct, I just wish LeBron made it easier to like HIM. Posting his own highlights all over Twitter/Instagram, saying things that are justttt a touch too narcissistic (“I won’t shut up and dribble because I mean too much to society”, “Thank you for letting me inspire you, I’ll continue to every day” etc…

This take was fine I guess but I can’t stop thinking about chewy blood nuggets served heavily salted with beer

Simple - then don’t say “most men”. “ A number of men” and “most men” are not equal. Don’t you dare generalize my entire gender based on your limited reality.

Literally no man I know thinks this is what sex is.

(remember phlegm, nosebleeds, lung problems, a messed-up brain, and addiction, just to name a handful)

I used to be hyper-sensitive to whether “I was right” for the person I was with/wanted/interested in. This can cause a lot of pain and uncertainty, which is needless in my opinion. I’ve found it helps immensely to build yourself up more. Rather than ask, “Am I the right person for you?”, why not ask yourself, “is this…

No Nagy breakdown for Bears fans : (

Bron Bron would so do this, and then have no idea why people weren’t counting his 10 championships as more meaningful than MJ’s 6.

This is a great point. The time in between moves could actually be a benefit since so much of the viewing audience would need copious amounts of analysis to truly appreciate the level of thinking/strategy taking place. I could envision a split-screen with the players live on one side and a simulation being used on…

“Winston Churchill was Actually Bad”, I want to burn myself making love to this take.

Love how you executed against the strategy of this response. Clear, cohesive, and concise. Think you’ve earned some time out of pocket; go somewhere and unplug! We’ll get you back off the beach in no time ;)