Burneko, I know this is difficult for you to understand because you are literally incapable of seeing the other side of an issue, but I’m going to try to explain anyway: what’s being said here is: you are crying wolf. You are delegitimizing the claims of actual sexual assault victims by trying to drum up outrage over…

This. So many times this. But what you’re forgetting is this is a Republican president, so the SJWs see it as a way to attack the Republicans and score a win for the echo chamber.

This is becoming so ridiculous. Listen, I understand that it’s 2017, and everybody has a right to be a harassment victim if they damn well identify as one. But even the Lefty most of you Lefties has to understand (right? please tell me you understand?) that it’s stuff like this that is going to diminish the legitimate…

“And frankly, I don’t deserve to be saved. I swear my first tweet was “So this is the twitty bar, huh?”’

I know it is hard for the Deadspin staff to understand this, but the way you see the world isn’t necessarily the way the masses see the world. Sometimes, people are able to compartmentalize the difference between real life and humor. What offends your desperate need for perfectly vanilla PC culture is actually…

I turn 28 in a month and had no idea about either of these, and I live in Chicago. Well done and thank you.

This comment is incorrect. Every Cubs fan I know is frustrated by him overthinking in the playoffs but would admit in a second there is nobody we would rather have managing the team. Sorry dudes.

Yeah, I’m confused about the original comment. Maybe talk radio callers are complaining, but they always do? No sane Cubs fan I know has “turned on” Joe, let alone the city as a whole.

Your ND Walk-On take is incorrect, and I say that as both an alumnus of the school and someone who has done my fair share of hating it.

The Tolerant Left, ladies and gentlemen!

This is a great post that won’t get the appreciation it deserves here. Well said.

This is the general attitude here at Deadspin and has been since 2011, as you pointed out. Other, funnier, more successful blogs must pander to idiots because they are funnier and more successful (but DEFINITELY not because their content is more engaging). The Deadspin Trick is to hide behind a false sense of…

Your opinions are fact tho, right? And the original poster is...what words did you use...the opposite of “normal, rational, non-shitty people”?

I love how much Deadspin HATES success. Even their own, it seems!

I second this. Drew, you need to eat Jersey Mikes. It’s the freshest possible sub ingredients positively soaked in oil and vinegar. And the red pepper relish....*needs a moment*

This is the best Seahawks fan troll I’ve seen in a long time.

“I could argue that Tom Brady represents everything wrong with America.”

This joke doesn’t really work, but your effort is....noticeable. Which is something, I suppose.

And Obama implemented DACA on questionable legal grounds to build his electorate. Listen, Burneko, I know this is difficult for you to understand: many political decisions have ulterior motives. Decisions made by your side or the other. You don’t get to change the rules and cry “Foul” just because the guy you like…

All-time funny e-mail of the week.