Oh fuck off, Burneko. This almighty fart sniffing is just so tired. 

Sorry man, you forgot you were in Liberal America here at Deadspin. Everything belongs to everyone else as long as they need it.

Meant more the general “you” rather than you personally, although the depiction had nothing to do with a slave auction, so there is that too.

Allowed myself to hope this would be the year we finally moved on from the tired, tired, “Fuck ____ with a ______” insult joke structure.

If you are outraged by this you are addicted to outrage. Intent matters.

I agree, but isn’t that supposed to be beside the point? It’s exactly the same as when Fox News (or Trump, for that matter) goes after CNN for a report simply because they don’t agree/take offense to/are disturbed by the content. Sometimes you just have to shrug and say, this time my side got it wrong.

It was cool how you found a way to diminish the idiocy of ESPN’s decision while blaming those reporting the change for the reaction it caused. Very adept. This site’s ability to discern who gets the benefit of the doubt and who doesn’t is never surprising.

Here is what I don’t understand. I am a center-right conservative who might be considered part of the “silent majority” in this country. I am socially liberal and fiscally conservative. I abstained from voting in this election because I disliked both candidates, but my politics were much more closely aligned with…

Only 3 years late! Well done!

There can be only one worst! Only the worst survives! Love this idea.

You also refuse to acknowledge the silent majority. For what it’s worth, coming from a centrist conservative: there is no chance in hell I would ever vote for a grass roots ultra-progressive platform, but a very good chance in hell I would vote for a centrist Democrat who was fiscally conservative-ish and socially…

Yeah but all higher education should be free, or something. Feel the Bern

Can we just put an end to any and all “Which is worse: [Insert stupid-ass distinction between meaningless words]. My friends and I have been debating this for YEARS!” questions? If you and your friends have been debating the difference between three interchangeable and made up phrases, you and your friends are…

3-4 sure feels like the GOAT to me!

I guess I miss where Trump ties into chef worship, or really how chef worship has anything to do with the current state of world affairs, but then again, this is Deadspin. Carry on.

I’m just not sure how chef worship ties in with Trump, or really the current state of world affairs, but I’m used to him being shoe horned into ever article this site produces so carry on.

“Fuck _____ with _____” is just the most tired joke.

The goat milk copy makes me inexplicably angry.

Still not sure why I’m supposed to be upset that he goes to baseball games and catches baseballs. Maybe Deadspin doesn’t like him because Barstool does? By all accounts he seems like a nice dude with a unique hobby, which he’s been able to turn into something of a cool career. Good for him. Sorry troops that 11 of…

Monday is a brand new day.