The best part is actually after the video ends. The Yankees gave up 7 runs in the next four innings and lost the game.

They lost by 18 and he had 12 turnovers. Super fucking impressive. I look forward to you braying idiots circle jerking about how awesome buddy heild is.

as an engineer: come talk to me when someone does it in a game

Elkington: I will publicly guess the size of your paycheck.

Lord help us if the roles were reversed. They would have had to scrape Milbury off the broadcast booth ceiling.

LOL, c’mon, it was “blatantly obvious meddling” when the refs ejected a dude who’d whipped his mouthpiece into the front row and hit a fan with it? The Warriors were down a dozen with four minutes to play when that happened, and no player in the NBA would not have been ejected in those circumstances. You’ll have to…

Trackball?

Not just between periods, they should do this at every paws in the action.

There are days I wish I was capable of caring about stuff that way. I mean, can you imagine? I think the entire NFL could fold and it would merit a shrug.

Who would’ve thought the 3 am boat crash in Miami would involve drugs and alcohol

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

“The legal blood alcohol limit in the Dominican is .05"

Let me help out the people of Lawrence.

Probably because it’s the greatest basketball game ever made, right alongside NBA Street Vol. 2.

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

Counterpoint: Kansas won, and we all of us know that the Jayhawks are almost as horrible as Duke is. (Mizzou/K-State/Iowa St/Wichita St/a few others will argue that they’re actually worse than Duke, and they’re entitled to do that.)

Not sure one can rejoice if Kansas wins either