Yeah not mentioning her name in the show was distracting. I assumed it was Sabine.

hey that guy looks familiar

1. Can you pay even more money to add more letters to the car’s name? $176,395 seems like a lot for only 6 letters.

Honest to god question.

Union County isn’t anywhere near Cedar Point.

People hate math. Outside of my local circle of ne’er-do-wells who can actually conceptualize what it means to subtract 300 from 600, I get a lot of “man fuck all that math stuff” or “I was told there would be no math” and things like that. Adults counting on their fingers. People who can’t, for example, differentiate…

My first car in High School was a Yugo...given to me for free with no strings attached. Was it what I wanted? HELL NO! Did it get me where I needed to go? Yes it did, very slowly. I really hated the car but it was mine and I didn’t owe money. So how did I cope? We would use the back bumper as a slider bar to…

Dan, this article is great, and does a fine job of capturing the weird world of Wildwood t shirts. One thing I’m curious about, that you didn’t cover: these shops seem to be a hotbed of bootleg merchandise. Are the sports team/disney/warner brothers/etc. shirts actually officially licensed? If not, how is it that a…

The Tale of Dale:

How many flat screens, video game consoles, and car payments would make up for healthcare? Because a lot of people I see complaining about healthcare costs have plenty of those luxuries.

And what do you do, when you can’t borrow another dollar from the banks? When you can’t roll your 85-month loan into a lease?

Or even better, Gary, IN.

Why doesn’t Adam come to my desk and cheer me on? I’m a winner too.

-Excerpt taken from “An Oral History of Deadspin”

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

Dam I thought things were ONLY coming up Butters.

“That toughness comes in handy in a place like North Dakota. You see, up there, jamming your numb fingers against someone’s ice-cold helmet happens every practice. Getting decked on the cement-like dirt is just how a play ends.