He is officially the 2nd most embarrassing Heisman winner of all time.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen — from Money Manziel to Dead Money Manziel.

When signing for Wolfsburg Bendtner should have known this was just the price of emission.

The Bongfire of the Vanities.

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I, too, hate Rob Kardashian’s family.

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.