I feel like sidepiece is too much of a gamble. High risk/high reward. Like you could end up with 3 houses and 30 million in will when he dies. Or nothing. And if you do get the money. Wives and kids always be hatin and tryna contest shit.

And that’s a HARD 70, in my opinion. Ew. He looks 85.

Or the name of a Girl-Child if Melania could be contracted to pop another one out for the Grifter in Chief.

Yeah, you probably wouldn’t be considered acceptable marriage material, but maybe he is looking for an exotic sidepiece.

This cracks me up because Lisa Bonet had two beautiful children in her late thirties and I think one of them she may have been 40! Her husband is 12 years her junior so clearly its sperm that has a shorter shelf life than eggs! My aunt didn’t have her first of 4 children until she was in her late 30's and her husband…

The best thing about getting older is being ignored by disgusting men like him.

I would apply. But I would have to be financial and healthcare POA. I would also need 5 million up front either in cash or assets, and then a 8 million dollar bonus if I pop out the kid. But then again I’m black, so he probably wouldn’t be feeling it.

Viscount? Pfft! Always aim for a Duke or at the very least a Marquess. Most of the better royal privileges without the duty work.

Not even upperclass, a Baronetage is an “invented” title sold by the Crown in the 18th century to raise cash.

“sometimes the women are past their sell-by date ...”

A Baronet sounds like a luxury brand of enema

So this guy is basically a lower-upper-class right-wing bat who likes to throw parties? Thank the goddess I’m too old for him.

“What you engaged in was first of all unlawful and secondly disgusting,” said Heath, “I am told that you have received public humiliation as a result of the publicity that this case has attracted. That does not surprise me.”

I just made uncomfortable eye contact with my dogs-it’s like they knew what I was reading about

I wasn’t surprised at all. I don’t think this is a woman with a bestiality fetish so much as a couple who are making money by selling various types of illegal pornography.

...Wait....CHILD PORN?

rudely described as a “pensioner,”

who is Oscar’s owner? how did this happen to him.