Ok, I fully, FULLY support her flipping Trump’s motorcade the bird. WHOLLY justified and appropriate. With that said, I’ve started giving the thumbs-down instead of the finger while driving, and it’s kind of awesome. You catch people off-guard—they can’t get as mad, but it still communicates your displeasure (and an…

After I read all the entries, my dog’s pre-bedtime potty breaks from now until December will end with both of us running back home as fast as we can the moment he’s done. I don’t know if he senses my fear or just humors me or just loves running as fast as we can. But he’s a great terror-buddy!

The ghost truck was pretty great, too. And the guy who found himself on a date with someone who was giving “I’m gonna murder you” vibes. And the “little girl” in the bathroom.

YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t get it, either. It might be different if people like the Osteens bothered to hide their hucksterism from their congregants. But they don’t. They wear it on their sleeves. They own multiple mansions. Their wealth is totally public knowledge, and these church members have to know that their millions came…

How do you look at that slimy, used car salesman face and not immediately know he’s a con man? I just don’t get religious folks. I don’t get how they can be so naive that they keep falling for scam artists like him.

I had a roommate who invested in google back during the 90's. and has a 300z with a 60's Nascar race engine.

riiiiight.

lol wow...

The whole country is experiencing gaslighting.

I think we ALL know who is the most tremendous pathological liar.

“I may be the one benefiting from this, but it’s totally just me acting in your best interest”

Plus, it’s a whole different screnario when the relationship has been open from the beginning. They have been together for four years and monogamous and now he wants to change things. Plus, why didn’t he say anything for two years if he was unhappy with their sex life?

YES! Happened to me in college. Boyfriend wanted to be able to see other people, I reluctantly agreed and ended up with an awesome, sexy, funny, cool dude. Guess who was really pissed off and wasn’t getting any???? HA HA

True that. Open relationships are the magical unicorn of the internet, but the truth is that many people nowadays use it as an excuse to fuck someone from work or the local watering hole.

Yup, every time I’ve heard of a relationship opening up later in, it’s either one of two scenarios in a cis-hetero pairing: the woman gets way more attention, or the one who initialized the opening inevitably gets jealous of their partner’s new person.

Also, “he’s jumped straight to open relationship, which he feels will take pressure off of me” feels like some pretty rank gaslighting. Sounds like in about a year MVP is going to realize that her wonderful boyfriend was kiiiiiiiiiiiiind of a massive asshat.

Opposite note for MVP. Your dude will be deeply sorry when he finds out you could have a revolving door of lovers at your beck and call. I swear every other story I hear of a guy wanting an open relationship ends in him finding out that you will have a LOT easier time finding lovers then he ever will. And once the…

Dear MVP, dump your current boyfriend and enjoy your life.

Dear MVP,