“Wait...what the f did I come up here to do?”

“Wait...what the f did I come up here to do?”

They’re really a step up.

They’re really a step up.

Dem ladders tho

Dem ladders tho

Yes, there is literally no other reason someone would want one.

Yes, there is literally no other reason someone would want one.

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME!!! Thank you for giving me peace of mind for Christmas*.

What a lovely thought.

This is where I tell a really embarrassing story. I was on a flight about a month ago from USA to UK (so overnight). I had such bad stomach pain, like I have NEVER felt before. I've had gallbladder pain and kidney stones (and had a baby for that matter), and it was that awful. I sometimes get travel sick, so I…

Please say you put the plugs in your ears, as intended. Please.

During the seat lowering/raising motion.

Gee I just thought of something for the flight attendants. When one must rip, quickly position yourself next to a fat passenger. The fatter, the better! Who's going to blame you????!! They're ALL going to be looking at Frank Cannon, who is working on a hot chocolate and a large bag of cheetos.

A lot of people seem to be totally inured against the smell of their own farts, or their own body odor.

Thought this would spawn a good discussion on muffling strategies... Any hints, cause sometimes ya just can't hold back...

I am a woman. I can confirm this theory.

That only works for women. If you're a guy, everyone assumes it was you, even if it wasn't you.

Since you mentioned NASA, let me ask you if you all shave up there and if you do, where do all the tiny hairs go? :/ There's no particular reason this has been on my mind for the past couple days and yet, there you have it.

The first time I ever flew with my husband, there was a strong fart smell almost the entire two and a half hour flight. I just assumed it was the stranger sitting on the other side of me.

Wondering how many time flight attendants fart per day, considering the number of times they fly. I fart like a mad person when flying. And the farts are not pretty. When I was flying a lot for work I was bloated all the time, to the point where the clothes that fit when I got on the plane were tight by the time I…

I don't have "dairy issues" but I thought it was a common thing, dairy makes you bloaty/gassy?

Before flying with NASA, I had to do hypobaric chamber training in Houston. The instructors (who seemed to be mostly ex-military guys) taught us the terminology "left-cheek roll" and "right-cheek roll," which is pretty much what it sounds like. Pretty funny to see these guys lifting up on one cheek to let off gas.

It's just about power. These men who whisper her real name to her at conventions are trying to assert their power over her. They think that knowing this silly little fact gives them some kind of control over a situation where they have an ongoing "relationship" with a person who wants no real relationship with them.…