Not like... An exact story based on your life but on this concept in general.

That's intense. And I may want to write a story about it, if that's okay.

I hate Justin Bieber's stupid gigantic hats.

I resent that the girl bow is pink because it implies that it's for GIRLS and only GIRLS like pink. Why couldn't the girls just buy the black or blue ones that were already available? Why can't boys use the pink bow? It's not that pink = feminine = weak, it's that pink = feminine = reinforcement of gender roles.

Agreed.

Thank you for a Red Dwarf reference in the midst of all this. Love.

When I became TIPS certified (Training for Intervention ProcedureS), we learned that the carbonation that came along with mixed drinks was what caused increased intoxication. By that logic, diet would work better than regular coke as it is usually more carbonated. I have no idea if this is true or not but would be…

"A clean pecker always taps it?" Really?

Maybe more comprehensive sex education at a younger age will answer the natural questions some children have with out necessarily needing to discover it for themselves? Not saying it is a instant-fix: obviously, even children whose sex education starts at a younger age will want to experiment, but it can't hurt.

Jezebel, please, stop spreading such terrible misinformed sex information. Telling people there is no g-spot and citing a 12-old-study? REALLY?

I don't swallow because it absolutely repels me. I just smile wryly and move off to a sink. My man doesn't care so fuck it.

I lost my virginity on a windy day on the beach by Lake Michigan. It was all super romantic (or it was at the time, although sandy sex is now highly overrated to me) and it's obviously a losing-the-v-card trump story I like to recall. The best part was definitely my then boyfriend looking down at me intensely and…

Who doesn't get all tingly when they see David Bowie as Jareth? That codpiece makes me swoon.

I do not yet have a child but I do have a 10 month old Pitbull mix. When he was a wee little doglet, he unfortunately caught parvo and my manfriend and I decided to tough out his recovery at home. We were up every hour on the hour to give him water, Karo syrup (to keep his blood sugar up), chicken broth, and various…

Love.

YES. Also my first thought. And wonderfully enough, I am lucky to be named after this inventive heroine. Now if I can just meet a man named Jondalar, I will be set.

I was on the younger side when this happened so it was more of a Thanksgiving from hell for my parents as opposed to me. Anyway, they had decided to jump on the super healthy trend of the late 90's and deep fry our turkey. Everything was a-okay until it came time to actually carve the fucker. Crisp, delicious-smelling…

I honestly thought that thumbnail of Donald Trump was that of a blow-up doll... Until I clicked through and unfortunately saw it was the real deal. On the other hand, what is really the difference between Donald Trump and a blow-up doll? Not much, I'm thinking.

"I swear to Nate Silver..."

My boyfriend and I went as Mulder and Scully last year. We ordered ID badges online but we got four Mulder's and no Scully's :/ Rubber guns added a nice touch, too.