I want YOU to be my lawyer.

Torch is a goddamn national treasure.

JASON NEVER CHANGE.

depends on the amount of cocaine. There’s an equation for that ;)

I couldn’t tell if it had rear seats, but I guess if I need 3 hookers, I can cram one in the frunk

This car has three seats. How many hookers do you need at one time?!

That’s some ninja-level timing putting on that flame suit.

Calling them C list is a bit generous

*Obligatory.

Stop selling/buying anything labeled “coupe” that has more than two doors.

To: ArtifactsinMotion
From: German Coupe Makers
Re: CoupeUVs

Be softer, Hotz. You can’t.

Who’s gonna put it all back together again? I know just the man for the job:

It advances the world of beer advertising though...

NASCAR does suck. It does not advance the world of Motorsports in technology or excitement.

Like how Porsche’s Panemera was fully caged, racing seat, etc. While this video shows a guy in a t-shirt and jeans?

A little ironic given your user name though...

Wow. I’d sacrifice 7 seconds for the manual though.

Few things are more tragic than an NSX with an auto box.

Daigo be like...

Well thats no way to get a head in life.