Reason #286 that I’ll never have children.

I let my 1 year old play with my PS3 controller the other day thinking she couldn’t do any damage since I don’t play it or really care about the saves any more.

Another lesson: give kids their own accounts. Even if they’re five and only play a little bit every now and then, you’ll want to set up a wall between your saves and theirs. Plus, keeps them from accidentally loading up something M-rated.

Sure the night nurse was impressed, but what of the butler, chef and groundskeepers?!

It’s a mature reading of the situation that relies on nuance to make its point.

I like this version better though:

The specs are unknown for right now. Actually, the only thing we know beyond what we’ve seen in the trailer is that it’s powerful enough to support Unreal Engine 4.

Missed opportunity... Should’ve called it Nintendo sWiitch!

Trying this near an American college campus would leave a business in shambles by the end of the day.

Now I just want to know if any Yank spoken to actually knows who he is or even recognise Snooker.

Hug pillow... I don’t know what it is. I’m probably going to regret googling this.

It is hard work finding offense these days.

so Final Fantasy XV?

Nothing about this game seems particularly interesting at this point. The AI companion may have been cool and unique when this game was first announced, but by 2016 it’s nothing special.

Is it just me or do those visuals not look particularly impressive?

Agro. Now that’s a companion.

Just give me a PS4 Shadow of The Colossus

They aren’t known for having blue, green, magenta, and yellow hair either.

It’s quite interesting, as East Asians aren’t exactly known for their big expressive eyes, but cartoons are.