“Gawker hires Lois Lane”

I’m glad you guys can poke fun at yourselves.

It’s really all about ethics in metahuman journalism

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Where’s my money? :/

I’ll be honest with you: what really got me interested in this whole ordeal, and what ended up sending the whole fanbase crazy, is that if you take the two subjects of this story (Kojima and Dr.Canavero) and really look at them… don’t they seem like a match made in heaven?

This is an Italian man suing a Japanese company.

Man, I’d even Kickstart this.

No problem. Just let Del Toro and Kojima work together once he no longer works for Konami and then they can make a horror game based off of their idea for Silent Hills. The difference is that it will be a new IP. Bam.

It’s almost as if Konami doesn’t want money.

Watching Hot Fuzz for the upteenth time and then it hit me....YARP!

I have to say, Timothy Dalton in this film is one of the finest performances of any actor ever on screen.

To be fair, the Mad Max franchise goes back some 36 years...

Mad Max’s gritty bearded white guy existed before all of those characters. If anything, they took from Mad Max, not the other way around.

These gritty, white, dark-haired, stubble-bearded protagonists are REALLY starting to just mesh into one “generic dude” for me. C’mon guys. New ideas.

Too bad this comes out the same day as Metal Gear.

The best part of the reveal was how awkward the trio acted with each other. I guess this is why Bungie doesn’t like matchmaking for Raids.

Already used to glorious effect: