My young daughter used to fire up Burnout Paradise and pretend she was dropping her kids off at school, then driving to work. She obeyed all traffic laws. It was infuriating to watch.

They’re not shitty....

It’s just not the same unless I’m perpetually pressing forward on the joystick and occasionally pressing a button....

It’s the shooting mechanics that ruined the game for me. The auto aim to win thing is so annoying.

...said Wario to Waluigi.

In addition to new games? Absolutely. There are a lot of old AAA games that I’d totally replay (or play for the first time) if I had them on Switch, solely because it’s portable.

More AAA games on Switch are always a good thing.

Normally I wouldn’t even dignify this with a response, but today it’s particularly hilarious because one of the articles linked at the bottom of this post is this: http://kotaku.com/sources-destiny-2s-first-dlc-will-star-osiris-add-a-n-1798630605

They are just squashing bugs at this point and just throw in some QoL things here and there... at least they are listening to the players now. They are still fairly silent though about what they plan to add next.

“Fighting game” lul

What makes this more useless than playing any other game? (Outside of being a super pro at popular eSports games that make you a millionaire, of course)?

Just like your comment.

This was a fascinating read. I’m always amazed at how fans of games like this are able to essentially expand the gameplay beyond what was intended. It reminds of when “adventure maps” came out for MineCraft that essentially created scripted story missions in a game that - at the time - had no tools for that.

“And so castles made of sand return to sea eventually”

So...there was a galactic cataclysm that changed planets, wiped out species, and came with quality of life improvements?

Long live the melee jump! I like saving a bit of juice for when I’m just about to touch down, and I then hit it for a final little swoop upwards before landing.

This move doesn’t break the game and I’m sure Hello Games is fully aware that removing it would make the game slower and less fun.

Even if it was free, they could just do what Steam does. Have a section where you can see previous alias’ the player has used in the past.