Oh my God, I loved this movie SOOOOO much. We took the 5-year-old to see it last night, and while he really liked it, I think my husband and I laughed harder and longer than even he did.

He’ll always be the VP.....of our hearts.

Why is he not running? Why??!! He would have made the perfect compromise candidate between Hillary and Bernie, at least in my head.

“Ted Cruz? An inspiration to every kid in America who worries that he’ll never be able to run for president because nobody likes him. He’s running. And look, I told Barack, if you really, really want to remake the Supreme Court, nominate Cruz. Before you know it, you’ll have eight vacancies.”

I hope there were finger guns. He’s best when he adds in some finger guns.

Oh, you think Polanski and Allen only had one victim? Ha, sure they did. Sure.

vaseline Instagram filter?

Don’t question it! The answers you might imagine aren’t worth it.

SIGH.

The cop told the friend about the knife and said he was getting it framed to put on his wall.

He holds power as owner of the Grandchildren, but I do fun single people things with her like concerts and nice holidays.

We might be in luck....

I do. Also that twitter account is a national treasure.

Real question: What are the chances I make it through#BatmanvSuperman without blurting “You guys should kiss though.”

So agreed. On the ice cream and sex position. Of course, I love chocolate and rocky road and reverse cowgirl (that’s the one with bits of snickers bars), but sometimes you just want vanilla.

Hot take: missionary is great. People say “Awww, so vanilla, maaaaaan!” Seriously? Have you ever had really good vanilla ice cream? With, like real vanilla bean? It’s goddamn delicious. Much like missionary.

Bonnie Raitt is a national treasure.

THE HIDEY HAT. You win. I love that idea.

Theme music. Love that.