fuuuuuuuck this guy. fuck em all.
they are trying to close our family planning clinic in our small town that serves a 6 county area. it’s not even a planned parenthood. they just do the things that they do, you know, screenings, std testing, etc. i’m fighting it and have apparently become a rabble rouser to keep…

i thought i was winning big when i married someone who worked as a chef. turns out, it’s the last thing he wants to do at home and he’s perfectly happy with a tator tot hot dish.

you know, considering that my friend’s uncle was dragged from him house and shot in the street during the *finally visible* unrest in 2014, i would seriously think twice about posting criticism of the regime on facebook.

This goat wants to fuck whoever has the camera here. It is the way of the billy goat when does are in heat. Bucks get super nasty. They piss in their own mouths. I’m certain our buck, Rudy, sucked his own dick while looking at me in a move to intimidate me. Every other month, they are fine animals, but October and…

I’m always so glad to see another goat milker on Jezebel! Solidarity or something! I virtual high-five you

You guys, I am taking the time to tap this out on my pain in the ass iPad just because its goats! I have a herd of about 100 milking goats and I’m monitoring our first doe to start the kidding season tonight. I saw hooves poking out 15 minutes ago. I shall check in another 15!

yes! i never had cramps when i was younger, but after i had a kid? BLAM!!! i’m out for a full 24 hours every month.

i also make rice packs that you put in the microwave for this. that way i can fall asleep with it on without being paranoid about having something plugged in.

i was with you on this until i opened the bottle of molasses, and then remembered how molasses smelled. then i laid back down on the couch.

YES! I read this last night and then read it aloud to my husband. Then I talked about it with my daughters this morning on their way to school. And while I gripped the edge of the kitchen table in pain from my cramps this morning! I routinely feel like I’m dying once a month. And it’s bullshit that I should have to…

are we against cloning in the department of giving us one more rbg? i have serious science fiction fears about cloning, but if we could have another one of her, i’d allow it.

jeezus. now i’m worried!

nope. because remember, at home you’ve got to be put together and sexy enough for him so you can make him happy and turned on. after dinner is made, of course.

oof, it would be funny if it didn’t seem so real.

i’m glad somebody said it.

i hate my jerk neighbor (i suspect him of stealing and killing all my cats, but have no proof) so i am planning on getting a peacock to live at close as i can to his house. also putting a pig pen over there. also moving all my billy goats over to that side of my property. probably get some guinea fowl too. you don’t…

which half of me is mad about, but then the other half of me looks at the people who think trump is a good idea and then i think “gosh, maybe they were on to something with that ‘too stupid’ bit...”

YES! i didn’t know about the second program, i’ll have to check with our leaders about that. and ours seems to mirror yours with inclusiveness. programs like this give me hope!

ours is a team up, ucc and uu. we are a very granola community (to the point where i have to ask myself if these people are serious much of the time) but they are great and things like this make me glad that our community is here! and the class is FULL, so we’ve got a whole big group of kids learning sex positive…

good for you! it’s not an easy place. and i hear you on the mental illness. same is the case for my daughter’s mother. but we are open with our daughter about it bc we work to be, well, open with all those things i guess. too much stigma. she seems to take it all in stride. kids can handle more than we think!