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AyeAyeCapn Lives
ayeayecapn-lives

“...because it overlapped with the Husqvarna 701 Supermoto and Enduro launch and my name is Sean and I have a supermoto addiction.”

They should just rename the Mustang to some kind of fish, because I’ve seen far too many get fishy in the rain.

talk about a dark reboot...

How could they do this? Simple. It’s called the law. Something you were supposed to uphold, not break.

This is the most fucking important message.

In Mexico we ban pastors from public office. It’s unfair that someone who can threaten your immortal soul can also run for office. That’s how they explained it to me in elementary school civics and I still believe it’s the right thing to do. I guess my rural school in Mexico was part of an evil plot to indoctrinate us

19.9% voter turnout for Millenials. Get out and vote.

It’s because *in best Mr. Regular voice* HNNNGH MY PENIS RRRGH I HATE INTELLECTUALISM AAAGH PRIUSESESES ARE FOR HOMOS *real fart*

Who knew the Germans were so good at propaganda?

I am sooooooo glad to hear that I’m not the only one.

When kids look to me as an authority (because I look like a grown-up to them even if I don’t to myself) I’m momentarily bewildered because my mind is like, “Don’t look at me! I don’t know much more than you!” Them I realize that I do, but still feel like an impostor.

Indeed- though, I will say, as a teacher, that having kids around is a surefire way to make you actually feel like an adult. You actually are the most-informed person in the room, so it doesn’t feel like a performance. Granted, I feel like #adulting refers to most of my life outside of school- I can’t believe they

I have four kids

omg i can’t stop smiling at this

Really? I pay bills by hand. I like writing out the checks and putting on stamps and all that. Because, ironically, it makes be feel like an adult.

NOT SCREAMING AT MY COWORKER FOR DESCRIBING HIS POOPS TO OUR WHOLE OFFICE ROOM WHILE I’M EATING GRAPES #ADULTING

I don’t know, I feel like when people use “adulting” they’re acknowledging the fact that they’re incompetent adults and they’re doing the bare minimum. I always see it as making fun of themselves (myself included), not thinking they actually deserve a prize.

Meeeeh.

My 10 year old took me to see Ms. Swift in Santa Clara. Crappy stadium with crappy food. Ms Swift put on quite the show but I was mostly focused on my daughter as she had fun. That was fun to watch, at her first concert.