Exactly. The joke is that people really hate the fucking Cowboys.

Cannot wait for the NFL in Trump’s America. It will revert to its original form: two teams of 50 men bludgeoning an endangered whale with wooden clubs in a stadium filled with hundreds of thousands of screaming fans. The game ends when one team strikes the killing blow or the stock market crashes. Whichever comes…

Well it does result in hilarious overreactions like yours.

lighten up dummy

So...another Jupiter Ascending?

The Big XII has ten members, the Big Ten has fourteen. For some reason this reminds me of BASEketball: The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles where there are no lakes, the Oilers moved to Tennessee where there is no oil, the Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don’t allow music.

So at what point can we start seriously talking about how we really shouldn’t be a single country?

With three guys blocking each gutter?

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

Could have been worse, they could have cut to 5 guys sitting behind a desk giving hot takes and discussing fantasy stats

This could have real implications on both SEC division races. HAHAHAHA just kidding Florida and LSU fans.

Damn. Was really looking forward to this game and its less than 20 combined points. We’re being deprived of so many three-and-outs, punts, and field goals.

“Just die on the mound like a man!”

Those are the little nut candies in the gold foil, right?

They drafted women in the 60's???

Barry, are you insinuating that the Cardinals won....

They could ramp up the entertainment value by finally allowing Team ISIS. Just sayin’.

These fucking SEC schools don’t know how good they have it. This guy won a title and went to another title game. He won over 75% of his games!