Those who think either of those characters matter couldn't be more wrong about anything ever.

Science and technology versus magic and cold steel! Excuse me, I need to go play Arcanum again.

Your references to the show killed me. You think they'll do another double-date again? Slade would be great with Felicity's mom.

What is going on? Is this the kotaku Mike Rougeau take-over? Is Stephen dead? We don't hear from you for 2 months and now you're acting like you own the place, posting almost all articles posted this weekend. Is this the real kotaku, or is this just fantasy?

It's my fantasy role-playing experience and if I say they're squishy then they're squishy, K?

Mass Effect was one of the worst offenders. I'm totally sure Reapers/Collectors would had win the war I they had destroyed every single piece of waist-high crates and walls.

You're making a joke right? Right?

Okay, Snake as the conspiracy nut on Facebook is just about perfect.

I dunno, man. AC2 ends with a prerecorded alien message talking over your confused player character to warn the future descendant, relieving his ancestor's memories, about the oncoming threat of 2012, which in turn is connected to an Ancient Aliens conspiracy that weaves its way through every historical event and…

Yeah, it's a pretty interesting touch. All Sorcerers and Sorceresses are pretty much like the celebrities of the Witcher universe with how all of them use magic to make themselves younger and prettier. Because of the type of setting, too, orphaned girls that enter sorcery are probably ill or disfigured in some way…

Maybe it's just me, but I honestly don't mind watching these movies even out in broad public. If anything, it's a good conversation starter.

Seriously. Poop BEFORE you begin.

Isolation comes out at midnight tonight, and I'm sure that as the week progresses we'll see many more videos of freaked out people being mauled by Xenomorphs. To those about to be hunted: Good luck, and don't be afraid to share. In space, everyone can watch your stream.

Baldur's Gate FTW! :D

(Drops absolutely everything)

YOU CAN PLAY AS QUNARI!?!?!?!

(Runs to preorder, despite having neither a console or gaming PC)