Before he left college to model, he was a biochemical engineering major. I think he might secretly be smart, just plays up the Kelso vibe because it got him work.

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I was always told twins skipped a generation... I don’t know how actually true it is, but I have great uncles who are twins... and none of my cousins, immediate or otherwise are twins... but at least one of my cousins had twins.

Can we replace the Yoko tweets with BRA tweets? How has that not happened already?

The “remove pockets” option baffles me on eShakti. Just why?

I think we’re all waiting, crouching like gay lionesses, for the first homophobic gazelle to trot across the sacred grounds.

HOLY CRAP

i actively do not want to talk to that kid

spitballing ideas, but if you can bulk purchase (if it’s in your budget, ofc) some pretty hand fans and or parasols, that could be good! also just...don’t stress. focus on your comfort after the ceremony. be chill af. have lots of water. if you have anywhere to hook up fans, ask friends and fam to bring box fans and…

A lot of people don’t know how bad they are. Those loan companies go to great lengths to hide how destructive their practices are. Just because you understand how awful they does not mean that everyone understands how awful they are.

I don’t get those ugly, thick, grandpa sandals. And women just buy them just because they’re in magazines, and some of them are very expensive. But they’re literally something grandparents have worn for decades.

Because without having false dichotomies to bicker over, the Internet would wither away.

In the 2nd Ghostbusters movie story line, which only happened like 6 years later, people had forgotten. The Ghostbusters were down and out and broke. A lot of people accused the GBs of being frauds still, and it was all “lights and tricks” that made the marshmallow man happen and they were held responsible for the…

Ding ding! I just.... idk. My favorite tumblr blogger had her site deleted at the beginning of the year, and it sucked, and she got way less response for it than this. Also, no warnings, and this person apparently DID get warnings but kept on doing what was the apparent copyright violation anyway. Why? She could have…

I love this movie! I want to get stoned with Meryl, Alec Baldwin and John Krasinski in a bathroom while Steve Martin waits to reel me in with an imaginary fishing pole outside.

It’s just incredible to me that we finally have a truly progressive candidate who speaks well for himself, debates like a pro, and never, I mean EVER, dodges a question. And what does the left do?? They call him “unelectable.” In Sweden Bernie would be a moderate for Fu##’s sake.

Preface: I am not trolling but rather asking, no begging, for an answer.

I think the real question here is how that Israeli teenager died in a card accident. I know papercuts can be rough, but a fatal one?

BERNIE SANDERS BABY

Holy.