My aunt met a cardiologist who at age 65 had the letters DNR tattooed on his chest. Just to be sure.

Guys - how did I not know that Maru looks just like my baby Sophia? I just had to take her and her sister to the vets' to board them for two weeks while I wait for the renovations at my new house to be done. I miss them so much!

Is there supposed to be a point to this?

As taught to me by my then 83 year old grandmother:

Good Dog Carl FTW!!!

If that's the way Allison Williams is going to look, why didn't they just hire Hilary Swank? I haven't seen her in anything, so maybe she's not busy. But Peter Pan? Sorry don't see the resemblance.

Thank you.

Well, if Josh Groban was going to cheat on me with anyone, I'm glad it was someone as cool as Kat Dennings. But my patience will only go so far...

Thanks for letting me know. I always tip at least 20% in restaurants, and usually more. I'll start adding a couple of extra bucks to the tip.

Or as Tom Lehrer said, "It's a sobering thought... that when Mozart was my age, he'd been dead for three years."

Do you think that that grey cat is done with that pile o' puppies? If so, do think I could borrow them for a year or two

My orders rarely top $20 - it's usually just a small pizza or a single order of wings. But I will take all of this advice to heart, and increase my tips accordingly. Thanks, guys!

OK, so I know this may sound like snark, but it's an honest question - how much should I be tipping the pizza delivery guy? I usually tip $1 plus whatever change (as in coins) there is, and the pizza place is only about six blocks from my house. If it's rainy or snowy, I add an extra buck. Am I severely…

I just really hope that she thinks that that song is about a snake and some hamburger rolls.

Every Sunday, I have brunch with my father at the retirement community -or whatever they're called these days- where he lives. He absolutely loves being able to buy me a very good meal every week, and even loads me up with carry out food from the cafe when I leave.

ME NEXT!!!!!!!!

What is this "logic" you speak of?

For some reason, I really loved the wedding dress that Carrie Fisher wore in When Harry Met Sally:

I was just about to go looking for a shot of Rosalind Russell in that amazing skirt/pants/sequin thing. I have been obsessed with this outfit since I first watched the movie. If I ever get married, I will have it recreated for my wedding dress. If I don't I will have it recreated and be buried in it. Maybe I'll…

My sister had the best response. Every time one of her kids started begging her for something, she'd respond by saying "put it on the wish list for your birthday," or for Hanukkah, or whatever. If the kid actually did manage to remember what it was and write it down, she figured it was probably something they really…