CARMAGEDDON!

I'll take one of those spaceman jackets as well. Fuck it, the glasses too

Amazing reflexes saved the driver of that car, sadly, nothing could be done to save their underwear from total ruin.

Imagine him getting to the bathroom to find it's then occupied.

Pastor Maldonado was driving the semi.

That's not a need to pee sprint. That's a bomb waiting to explode in your pants sprint.

Wife made him do it.

I think he's saving up for the Cosworth Stage 3 kit for his BRZ.

Is that Futurliner under recall?

The thing is, the OP is generally right. Whilst 'sport' buttons do make some very active and obvious changes to engine and suspension on purpose-built performance cars (such as the Ferrari/M5/RS6 previously mentioned), the average shit box has one of these things and they do the entire sum of fuck all.

Proposed Wikitroll 4 cylinder edition:

Me too! Spotted this one a few weeks ago

"Amazing Interview With Edward Snowden Will Blow Your Mind"

Rezvani: Hey Daniel we've got a problem.

Probably leaking oil after a racing incident with Maldonado.

Bullshit. That's right, our car is slightly better than bullshit.

So even the Chinese realize Chinese cars are crap?

I'm ready.

I'm not sure what would get you in more trouble with the police, wearing Beats, or making friends with 15 year olds.