Bleorge

It doesn't grow on trees, it stumbles woozily out of cosmetic surgery clinics.

Are you serious?

Please donate to my non-profit, People For the Unethical Treatment of PETA.

You're right that the public needs to do a much better job of paving the way for change, but that in no way absolves the President of his own lying and hypocrisy.

This is President Obama's entire schtick.

Wearing scarves/pashminas as a head covering is in no way exclusive to Muslim culture.

"I'm gonna fuckin' kill someone"

In other news, the bystander who shot the video of Garner being murdered has been indicted.

Midwives in the US often don't have medical training.

Any list without The Last of Us is bullshit.

It was gloating.

How is he being "coddled"?

They look more like wrapping paper than Christmas sweaters.

Steve Carell in Foxcatcher.

I thought Channing Tatum.

Thanksgiving Leftover Eggs Benedict

No. She makes it sound live a John Denver song.

I think I was able to read 3 before wanting to punch my screen.