Beyonce is basic as fuck.

Good.

"Yes, he did generally advocate for nonviolence, but he was still shot in the head, so maybe leave that tired argument alone."

It would be awesome of Spelman had the authority to troll Cosby by taking his money while simultaneously renaming the building and calling him out on his bullshit.

When you consider that it is highly unlikely that Cosby will be held responsible for any of his crimes in a criminal or civil case, you could argue that taking his money is like a class-action settlement that benefits women.

He doesn't charge his phone, he carries a special battery charging crystal. It works by drawing positive energy out of the ether and directing it towards his phone. Obviously.

Sadly the status quo has done a great job of turning every great thing into a dirty word: feminism, socialism, progressivism, environmentalism, etc...

It saddens me that higher education has become so dumbed down.

Ouch. Very well played.

I think that's a big part of the reason that guys like Cosby, Ghomeshi, Singer, Sandusky and so forth are able to hide in plain sight...because the people associated with them want to protect their own reputations, as well as the reputations of the relevant institutions and industries.

The Bible is reasonable if you focus very selectively on the reasonable parts. There is lots of sadistic bullshit, too.

I like how the greedy assholes from previous generations have destroyed every single thing they got their hands on, but are now mad at millennials for not doing enough to fix the broken World they've been handed.

The teacher:

Up here in Ontario we've had legal sports gambling - administered through the Provincial lottery - for many years.

I think you meant to write "metric tons of alcohol plus at least $1.35".

"Help! My Gluten Intolerance Has Been Exacerbated by the Alignment of the Moons of Mars and Jupiter"

"...what have i become..."

U.S. President should be much farther down the list when you consider that it is synonymous with militaristic corporatist.

No one has ever given me money for not being gay. Harumph. It's hard out here for a hetero.

The blended fibres thing. It's probably a polyester blend.