Aw, he’s out playing and having fun! This makes me really happy, even though I wish he were still in office. That guy worked so hard and long and he deserves to finally be a regular person.
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Dear God, he is really gone!
I bet he wishes he had legalized weed now.
That’s okay. I didn’t want to digest this breakfast burrito anyway.
Damn, Barry, LOOKIN’ GOOD!
He does not owe you or anyone anything. He served two terms as commander in chief, and is free to do what he wants with the rest of his life.
Go ahead, Dr. Dumbshit. Tell us again how Trump was the healthiest president ever to take office. Your alternative diagnosis is most useful.
can anyone imagine the orange pig being this athletic and kitesurfing? can we go back in time? anyone created time travel yet?
I feel like this flatters Bannon.
No, don’t do it. Don’t you dare compare the adorable and precious Prince George with that dumpster fire with a comb over. Not even in jest!
He earned this.
This is like seeing your ex-boyfriend out with Chrissy Teigen, when the only rebound you’ve snagged is David Brent.
According to the right, all he did as President was golf every single day, all day, so I bet he’s golfed out.
No surprise Barack’s better at windsurfing- he was born in Hawaii!! He was a water baby.
Look how fucking happy he is...
I could die a happy man if I got to share a blunt with Obama. Also, the man is a patriot and owes this country nothing. Trump thrives when he has an opponent, and if Obama comes back in a big way...........
Good on him. This man deserves all the down time in the world to chill the fuck out and have fun all day/every day until Trump marches us to our doom. He gave 8 good years to this country, only to have the public (illegitimately) turn it over for destruction to an incompetent man-baby.
That’s what 8 years of repressed fun and having to deal with an ungrateful nation will do to you.
I feel you, Mr. President. I wish I could jump out this bitch too.