Yes I am sure HIV is very manageable if you are were a white and affluent individual

Here’s how Soda explained her project,...

This reminds me of the time in highschool that when harley had aids and then nobody would sit with him and i went over and sat at his table to show that i was not afraid. And then he offered me his chochalte milk but i was too affraid to drink it because i didnt want to catch aids and then, .... oh wait that was…

It depends whether you are a Manhattan Person or a Brooklyn Person.

I'm also calling bullshit. For as long as I've been aware I've had genitals, my minora has tried to steal the spotlight from the majora. THERE ARE NO BIT PARTS WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR BITS

I have a daughter, and if she’s going to see sex on the Internet some day, I am least heartened that she might stumble upon at least some depiction of genuine female pleasure

After seeing the trailer for this I asked my wife “how many years after 9/11 is something like this “ok”. When is “to soon”?

I’m pretty sure that dress is not crochet.

“It came back for you if you needed it”

20 bucks says a model believed him.

20 bucks says he’s tried to convince a model of this at one point.

I love hotels, too, and you know what I do with all these filth stories? I just DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT.

Darn right. God walks around Heaven in his underwear.

I went to a Catholic school for middle school and I have two stories from my time there. During Lent, we all wrote down our sins on a piece of paper. The priest took the paper and set them on fire before he started the Eurachrist. Behind him, I could see sparks as the fire started to melt the bowl. The kindergartens…

Hey, you were halfway there...

I don’t mind using it because it is packaged in a bottle and it just looks like a cream. I would not be so okay rubbing snails directly onto my skin, so I totally get where you’re coming from there. They do seem to be a miracle cure, so maybe give a tube of the pre-packaged stuff a try!