Toddlers tend to bring their rattles everywhere they go, just in case nobody pays attention to them for a few minutes...

I switched my wipers from vacuum to electric on my Scout... not particularly easy or cheap.

Chrack-pipe?

My ‘07 XC90 with 105k?  Yeah, I don’t think I’m the target demographic for this article.  We drive around 20 miles a week as of late... At our age, insurance is a drop in the bucket.  Now... when I have to insure my Scout for replacement value when it gets on the road, I expect to get hit hard by insurance. …

Nixon would be a Capital (D) Democrat if he ran these days, by republican standards.

Someone probably off the cuff asked whether it would float.  He-Lon’s educated engineer response:  “Yeah, why the fuck not?”

Eric the Shrubber, who designs shrubbery, approves of this grand display.

Around a hundred street racing violations in one MN county recently... There might be a reason in some areas.

Believe it or not, this has been washed.

Weren’t the first ones He-Lon sourced CPAP machines?  

Donate one kidney, you're a hero... Donate a baker's dozen, they start asking fucking questions.SMH

Bureau of Labor and Statistics?

“Is that genuine staghorn, Billybob?" "Sure is genuine staghorn, Cletus... Now, why don't you tell us why genuine staghorn Kershaw can be sold at that rock-bottom price?"

“Is that genuine staghorn, Billybob?" "Sure is genuine staghorn, Cletus... Now, why don't you tell us why genuine…

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I had the same (IIRC) Mitsu 6 in a 91 new yorker for about 8 months... I hated that car with a searing passion. The ever-sagging rear end and Whale on quaaludes handling give me the heebies just remembering it.

I've only got to pick up my repaired axle shaft, everything else I need to finish my brake upgrade is in my shop. Very little human interaction involved.

Sadly, I’m relegated to eBay for most body parts and stock necessities. I’ve gathered a small list of Scout 800's I’ve seen peeking out from behind vinyard fences or sun blasted barns. I just found out how rare 19 spline tapered axle shafts for my Dana 44 are.

We’re getting more ford stock before the Bronco hits.

Does he still have trumps brain, tho.... (For the unread masses, Bill the Cat had Donny J Trumps brain transplanted into him in the late 80's)

We’ve always had rentals as part of any insurance claims...