I use Forza horizon 4 to visualize dream paint schemes for my Scout 800... Sigh, someday.

I've barely ridden in decades, and felt that way after one mile on an Africa Twin.

Our 86 Plymouth Caravelle never had a tow either... What was your point again?

The purple-horned Snorklewacker, I believe? 

I went to the Petaluma Volvo dealership with a 13 year old XC90, recently bought in MN and delivered to Sonoma county. I have a few local shops my mother in law frequents with good results, but wanted a pro familiar with the brand to look at the rig as it was two XC90's just a month or so prior, before being cobbled…

Having not owned a vehicle newer than 2007, renting a new car with all the nanny systems engaged for the first time is fucking terrifying... and I say this as a lifetime driving enthusiast, Class A licenseholder, and tech-minded Gen-Xer.  I’m restomodding a 68 Scout to avoid all that nonsense in the last ICE I’ll own,…

That’s how I have to eat my Red Vines.  They’re not stale, they’re aged.

“Shat” is the past tense is “Shit”. “Shitted” doesn’t roll off the tongue as gracefully.

My old 86 Reliant sedan I had in 11th grade... Would kill to see one roll up at an auction.

This reeks of Uncle Rico...

Congrats, NPOCP... This is the first time the combination of the image and price made me spit take.  Crackity-Crack-Crackin’-Crack.  

Aside from a few 510's and a 240z or two, (and my uncle's Datsun Maxima that talked to us) nothing from Nissan has ever made me curious enough to sit behind the wheel of one. 

Says everything, dunnit?

Donkey Wanys. I'm going to name one of this year's cannabis plants Donkey Wanys, and giggle like a madman at how retarded you are every time I smoke it.

You seem angry.  Have a snickers.

Wow. An (I assume) adult actually used the slur “obumer” to slur the president who pulled us out of the bush shitwreck, in support of an unhinged orange con-man with a history of financial disasters under his 48" belt.  How does that make you feel?

They’re both grifters.  If you can’t see the similarity between the two, I’m not sure I’m the one licking windows on the short bus here.

They're both grifting assholes... And you're their target audience.

Remind me whose family is involved in Emerald Mining?  Surely... He-Lon bootstrapped his bootstraps, right?

I hope you did your morning stretches before patting yourself on the back like that.