@85 mph my beetle’s sunroof automatically closed... 

Here’s an anecdotal treat for you... My father’s bloodwork was sound as a pound & he suffered from two massive heart attacks not a month later. #youdoyou

I’m really fortunate to have met my (vegetarian) wife when I was 40 and had grown up a lot. She’s smart, beautiful, successful, and seriously Breaks Wind (hell... she shatters it with sonic force) at a rate I’ve never seen before. She manages her IBS through diet and exercise, and the gas is a byproduct, apparently. 

My dad jokingly referred to them as “Arf & Arf’s”

Arctic cat (and probably others) used 2 stroke rotary motors early on.  Relatives who worked there in the late 60's have mentioned them.  

That’s the bunny.... couldn’t think of the name.

I’m convinced that IHC should reissue a bare-bones updated Scout 80... about the size of a Jimney. It would print money.

An Anecdotal Tale for all you Jalops out there... My wife and I were in the market for a newer vehicle, so we went to drive a Diesel Toureg at a local dealership which happens to be an old Saab barn. Turns out the salesman who helped us was a salesman at the old Saab place, knew the owner pretty well and let us in to…

We used to vacation in Winnipeg in the winter as kids... it was closer than the twin cities, and the closest access to Volvo parts.

He’s also a Jalopnik, I found out a couple months ago... I hope he reads my comment.

When my Dad was signing the paperwork on our new ‘86 Plymouth Caravelle from my uncle at the dealership, I huffed too much Helium from the tank on the showroom floor, passed out, and dented the front fender of a LeBaron GTS with my head. Said Uncle is now the Lead Financier (sp?) at a JLR dealership & still tells this…

A man, a plan, a canal... Panama.

This has been done during Icebox Days in International Falls, MN since I was a sprog... at least 35 years.

I’ve got a ‘99 you can review as soon as we’re done hooning it around Minnesota’s North Shore this week...

Socialism is not communism, you utter floorboard.

Absolutely this.  MN is a really politically active state in general.  Any whisper of this in the last 6 years IMO would’ve been put through the Outrage Megaphone for All to Hear.

My utter shame...

I hate interweb ads. That said... This vacuum and attachments will make defurring your carpet and furniture easier. Easy to empty, easy to change/clean the filters. My only gripe is the extender wand is awkward af to use.

I hate interweb ads. That said... This vacuum and attachments will make defurring your carpet and furniture easier.…

Bra-o?  Weird flex, but I get it.

I’ve never owned a road bike... had a QA-50 when I was 4, moved up to a z-50, then Trail 90, then an atc-110. I had a trx-250rx with a 350x atc motor swap... I recently had the good fortune to ride an Africa Twin on a gravel road in Northern MN.I can’t believe how intuitive and easy to ride that machine is. Honda…