Wait, what? Cyndi Lauper is currently older than Betty White was when the original Golden Girls began?? That can’t be right. Did I fall into a time warp somehow??

Professional Wrestling.

A fat separator is crucial for making good gravy.

A fat separator is crucial for making good gravy.

I nominate Lotus guys, or at least the ones in the biggest US Lotus club, Lotus Ltd. After I sold my Miata and bought an Elise I was stunned at how uptight and joyless most of those guys were. It’s like they’re constantly looking for a reason to stick their nose up at you, whether it’s because you’ve got an Elise…