Haha Cornelius is actually a friend of a friend of mine.

Wait can he only turn one direction? Like zoolander?

Wait these guys?

They did this big ol abstinence only presentation at my texas highschool. They did this thing where they asked all of the boys whether it was ok to hit a woman, and then they put a boxing glove on a teenage boy and asked whether it was now ok to hit women. This was their metaphor for condoms. This is also one of the…

Oh yeah I hope that didn’t come off as a critical question, I was just curious as it appeared to go straight from “omnigamer” to “Eric” to an outside observer.

Do you know this guy, or does he just feel like an Eric?

I’m with ya. It’s been on the list for a while

Yeah all the other ones wouldn’t work on my phone though.

Yeah IOS. They’ve never worked for me before this one but it appears to be a different layout.

Weird this is the first time one has worked for me.

Because it had sloppy controls, weird hit boxes and counterintuitive level design. Weak satire doesn’t make up for a poor, if innovative platformer.

There’s a chat room and a hotline now.

Nintendos core audience loves hard games (Nintendo hard was a term I heard a lot growing up), we’re just all approaching our 30s.

A lot of the people I know who are really into puzzles (like obsessed) will put them together upside down. Apparently flipping it over is super satisfying.

I dunno, holding a speed running record can mean a lot of things, those categories can be the difference between “I learned precise inputs on precise frames with small windows” and “I taught myself endurance to play a game for 9 straight hours” to “I am the best at improvising around RNG and optimally routing through…

I’ve gone back to witcherin.

The tapes were such a perfect touch to the character.

Yeah as other people were pointing out, it’s a mechanic decision—you can tell what’s directly underneath Mario. SM64 does it this way and some of those tricky stars would be sooooooooo much harder if you couldn’t judge your landings by the shadow.

You friend are in for a ride. Fuck it might be time for some witcherin.

Honestly mtg would be soooooooo much better if we let go of this fuck you if you aren’t in the top 8 attitude. Playing the decks you like that won’t necessarily win every tournament is good for the meta, and every good deck was a homebrew at one point.