Definitely not a necessity car.

Put Jeep badges on them and David Tracy will come take them away for you.

Well, I didn’t, but I do now. 

Same here. I’ve been reading too many articles about supercars or performance cars, and 355 seems like something that belongs in a minivan not a performance sedan. The horsepower wars have spoiled us. 

Tell that to David Tracy.

All jokes aside, stock manipulation is a pretty big deal, and making proclamations about your company is fairly egregious behavior. It’s odd sometimes, in this post-Trump manic world, to put it all in perspective. I constantly have to calibrate the norms of “what things should be like” when I’m thinking about...

Yeah there are some really neat roads that I’d love to bike, but since there’s no shoulder, they’re a hard no for me. I’d rather not risk it. I think you’re very much justified.

Does the grill make small children laugh and/or cry?

I love biking and used to bike to high school, but I try to never been on main roads if I can help it. Thankfully there are bike/walk trails near me. The recklessness is terrifying. If people can’t pay attention enough to see someone as ginormous as Shawn Bradley, then there’s no way I would stand out.

How do you even do that without killing the edge? Heat the asphalt with a torch and push the blade in with a pair of locking pliers? That's a lot of thought and effort to essentially attack random strangers for the crime of riding a bike in the designated area. 

I don’t think he’s a charlatan, or that the company will collapse. I do think he’s a blowhard and that the company is overvalued, but that’s different. There’s definitely a real company there, but there’s a lot of bullshit as well.

Years ago (sometime in the 1990's) some asshole spread nails (and IIRC motor oil) on a part of the course of Bicycle Across Missouri that made them impossible to avoid. This was a ride people trained all year for, to ride through 600+ mile of rolling Missouri roads in 56 hours or less(John Stamstad and Rich Fedrigon…

It’s not even the automotive jackassery that scares me the most

My boss used to bike in to work. One day, he rode over a razor blade
that someone had embedded into the asphalt, sharp edge up, in the bike lane

I see people driving stupidly in their 3000+ lb cars all the time in the city I live. Including *in* the bike lanes. All. The. Time. Yet when a cyclist gets hit by a car, the chorus of “well, bicycle riders don’t always stop at stop signs- they are the dangerous ones!” from the Nextdoor crowd is overwhelming. WTF is…

My local mountain bike trails are probably some of the more high consequence you’ll find, but they don’t worry me at all in comparison to road riding. Mountain biking gets this “extreme” sport reputation, but its so much less scary than road riding with all the terrible and distracted drivers on the road.

Several years ago, a car pushed me into a curb and send me over the handlebars, where my short flight was interrupted by a utility pole.

Watch for bikes.

I don’t often agree with you Bradley but I am solidly in your camp on this.

It’s actually decent. Better than the “bikini bottom” Genesis is going with. I actually take more issue with Acura’s headlights than the grille nowadays.

Lol, have we caught on yet that every post asking a question will inevitably result in a slideshow?