Me four, I missed a plane once because I was so high. That flight went down in heavy weather over the Rockies. The survivors ate each other.

Michelle Miller put more effort into saving Scalise from drowning then anyone else from Louisiana ever got. 

The journey of a thousand miles begins with putting one’s foot in somebody’s ass.

As a long time Dragon’s Quest fan, I say... BRING ON THE SWORDBOYS. 

There were rumors of a Franco Multiple Man or were there? Franco has been known for his shenanigans and grand plans.

Still waiting for a TV show/movie to do Jamie Madrox justice after his crap-ass depiction in The Last Stand.

I agree entirely, automation concentrates power exponentially into the people that own the machines... but abandoning all barriers to moving money is going to make that problem worse not better, remember mobility is only meaningful if you CAN move around freely. Most wage-slaves cannot, it’s another right that we all…

Libertarians are Republicans who smoke weed.

I swear, sometimes it wasn’t even playing from any kind of audio equipment. It just seeped out of the atmosphere.

The US, and especially NYC real estate, is a sandbox for rich trust fund assholes to play with daddy’s money with little consequence. Once you get out of US millionaires’ safe spaces, they have no concept of consequence.

This is what you get when you let someone accustomed to applying their “Art of the Deal” tactics to Monopoly games, play in the real world: humans die.

Maybe if they smiled more.

But did you really expect better from the town that gave us Devin Nunes?

Anti-women. Always has any always will.

So what exactly does Pro-Life mean?

I respectfully disagree. All dogs are awesome because they are not people.

You only have to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional.

Hopefully it's Michael Bolton's Memorial Day Special. Or Hot Rod 2

Political beliefs aside, how anyone can listen to Trump whine non stop like a total fucking baby, while simultaneously sounding like a complete idiot of the highest caliber, and walk away thinking “Man, he’s so strong and inspiring” is something that is utterly beyond comprehension.