“. . . .And then I explained to the President that the Spanish foreign minister was from Europe, not Mexico. He then turned to me and asked if he was some kind of ‘European Mexican’, to which I exasperatedly answered, ‘yes’. At that point, the President decided to show off his newly-acquired knowledge of Hispanic…

I think it’s important that he’s made a clear point that our checks and balances are bullshit. They don’t exist except in concept. There should be no “Stonewalling” because it shouldn’t be allowed to happen. We’ve been saying our government is secure because of our checks and balances since we stole this country and…

Gawd I hated The Dark Crystal when I was a kid.  It was sooooo boring.

He’s dumb, HE’S SO DUMB. It’s nuts that they don’t hit him where it hurts. Throw anything at him. It doesn’t have to stick. Shit they could start rumors and have aides spread them around DC. Fuck with the man. They won’t though. Maybe they’re dumb too. Not as dumb. Honestly they could use a squad of AOCs right now.…

That is a beautiful little girl. Gorgeous hair!

That girl has the best hair and I am jealous.

These are men who went into the most dangerous places on earth with a job to defend us and made tough calls on a moment’s notice

He’s confident because they’ve failed to act on anything. I mean we have him quoted as saying he was fucked when the investigation began. He was panicking. Lets do THAT to him. ALL THE TIME! He’s used to laying back and having everything work out without being questioned. Its literally all he has left. We need to…

Yeah, the first thing democrats should do is sweeping election reform, it is the basis of all other abuses of power.

My goodness Donald, such language!

As an atheist, I look forward to a sleep where the alarm doesn’t wake me up.

That fan redesign actually looks better than any sonic within the past decade IMO.

Let’s not pretend Kanye actually watched more than some clips of that movie on YouTube though. 

Look, we all saw Trump bait Elizabeth Warren with the DNA nonsense, and if what you want is for the Dems to advance towards impeachment, knowing Republicans will shoot it down in the Senate, all so Trump can take another victory lap just like he did after Barr’s summary, and use that going into the 2020 elections,…

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We made them keep Steven Seagal. 

Pelosi is focusing on more pressing matters, such as taking a dump on AOC and the left in general.

“Oh my god. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I’m fucked.”

And being a Republican is like being at a concert where everyone just keeps yelling “FREEBIRD!”.

She’s 31. If anything she's too old to sound this stupid.