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This. This is why I don’t like Volkswagen. (I mean... not the only reason.) Their dealers are absolute cocks.

BMW fans don’t want the best car for the money. They want the best BMW.

And yet it got beat by a Camaro 1LE for what, about a third of the price? You buy this car for the performance and it doesn’t even come close to delivering 120k plus worth of performance. Heck a freaking ACR is a very similar price and would murder this car on any track. This car in this flavor at least is a fail.

Well, it’s cheap for VW to offer a long warranty, when their mantra is “the customer is always wrong, and always at fault, claim denied”.

Cars & Coffee will never be the same; well, actually it will be exactly the same.

The reason it is “banned” is because you need a roll cage (not just a bar), window net, NHRA Competition License to go quicker than 9.99, full fire suit, and fire gloves. And it’s only a few MPH away from needing a parachute. (150 mph trap speed makes that a requirement)

More expensive than several used Miatas, safer than Russian Roulette, plus you get to spend all your money fixing it. Perfect.

Super safe, because, being a Lotus, it’s more garage art than usable car.

Be James “Roger-f’in-Moore” Bond for $17k? I would happily no-double-clutching-granny shift through the rest of my weekends in my British door stop.

It as if my childhood hotwheels playtime came to life.

This looks like a Oakland Sideshow event. Except it’s not on a public street, and it’s during the day. This event probably won’t be sanctioned again....

Wow this is what NASCAR needs!

I was going to say, the cars seem to be stealing the spotlight, but the main answer is likely people who would find an event called Truck Invasion appealing most likely have a very low self-preservation threshold combined with a very high danger tolerance threshold.

Hey, these awards are not going to win themselves, you gotta put your body in it!

Because some folks do not live in perpetual fear and know the risks associated with such fun shenanigans.

No kidding! I departed the fourth (?) installment of the series to find a Darwinistic shitstorm of absurd automotive behavior erupting in the theater parking lot.

This reminds me of the amateur drift show I saw leaving the drive in after the first Fast and Furious movie came out.

Alanis.....are you any good at making sandwiches? Go make me a sandwich while I watch this video.....

I actually care about my car, so I already don’t use automated car washes. But thanks for the video.

Or maybe Mike realized that he doesn’t have Ed’s talent. Honestly, how many of us watch this show for Mike? He’s a doofus.