So, again, I’ll just throw this out there, if you guys need someone who actually knows anything about track to write articles for you about track, I’m available, and will do it for free just so I don’t have to read things like this anymore.

Must be nice to have a job, family, and personal and social life that doesn’t require you to ever be on time to anything.

Oh great, now Durant is going to jump ship and join Bud Light this offseason.

Dikembe Mutombo would like to congratulate the Celtics on their Game 7 win.

I don’t like the Celtics, I don’t like Olykyk, I have no horse in this race, and yet: I think this take is dumb and bad. Olynyk didn’t shove Oubre, he set a (just barely ‘harder’ than normal) screen. Oubre didn’t just equally shove Olynyk, he took a running start at him after the whistle, and made nearly as much…

Its the playoffs. Don’t blame Olynyk because Oubre is soft.

Just going to assume this is satire written from the perspective of “If Bill Simmons was a Wizards fan”, and not a sane human’s actual thoughts.

So are you drawing an equivalence between the two? The screen and the shove? One was a very typical screen that happened in the course of play...the other was a targeted shove when play was not occurring. I don’t see how those distinctions aren’t important.

I support your 100% impartial, unbiased take

This is a legitimately terrible write up.

Holy fuck is this a dumb take

This is homerism at it’s finest. Bill Simmons would be jealous, Burneko!

I think deadspin should make more excuses for Russell Westbrook shooting 1-11 in the fourth quarter. “But he was tired”, “but his team isn’t good”, “but Kanter can’t defend”. Russell Westbrook has played hero ball in the fourth quarter all year which is the primary reason why their record is right at the bottom of the…

I blame the hideous Royals logo for the lack of triple-double MVP recognition, where a downtown is taking a shit on an anthropomorphized basketball through a crown-shaped toilet

Oscar finally won in 1963-1964 when his team was 12 games better and 2nd in the East despite his miserable 31.4/9.9/11.0 averages.

Oscar Robertson: triple double for the season (31/12.5/11.4)— 3rd in MVP voting

Yet players for decades have somehow managed to both stay healthy and play every game.

No. When players are getting tens of millions a year to play basketball, they should play every night unless they’re injured. That’s a reasonable expectation for a family spending $500 to see a game.

There is a fan base that probably bought tickets tonight to see LeBron James play for the first time. They didn’t get a chance to see that, and that’s not cool”