Sold above ask!

16 million empty houses in America.

Also you get that bullet proof Italian reliability that Alfa Romeo is famous for.

He will have to play blackjack with his autistic brother

I love Auto Parts City, haven’t been since they stopped being a pull-your-own-parts place, but I remember finding a lot of fun stuff there while looking; for example an old Corvair completely covered in glued pennies.

I thought for sure we’d have an Eclipse today. Rob, I am dissappoint.

You are way off in your dieselgate insinuation by about 2 decades. The efficiency of diesel (mileage & cost) helps make up for your soot spewing accusations as well. Not saying it’s a good price but your criticisms aren't really pertinent. 

What! No Mitsubishi Eclipse? The Path of Totality is a Passat anagram Ass Tap

Man the tire shop would have had a fucking heart attack with it so close to the sidewall. They would have said they needed to replace that tire. Then said they cannot replace just that one because the other 3 tires are slightly oval. They can’t replace all 4 tires unless you get your motor mounts replaced and they…

I routinely charter Honda Jets and fly coast to coast for $50k.  This charge from the ambulatory company I would classify as predatory.  

I would agree IF the flight costs were reasonable. $81K for a 79 mile flight is not reasonable. Knowing “air ambulance bills were high” is not the same as getting a $81 K bill, especially when if she had been covered by Medicare the air ambulance company would only have been allowed to charge $10K. That is a $71K…

i mean, all high-speed-flying-dildo humor aside, the end result shot is pretty goddamned awesome

Find someone who looks at you the way Max Verstappen looks at his chase drone

that gonna hurt later...And this is why I’m not allowed on the internet =)

About 20 years ago, I was on an early morning flight on a small CRJ regional jet from Lexington, KY to Chicago. We taxied out to the runway and then began to take off. As we were accelerating down the runway, just as the nose started to lift, we heard this BANG followed by some shuddering, and then we were up in the…

Sorry for being biased against corruption. I will be sure to change that going forward. 

Until emissions restrictions became even more strict, you could buy the Jimny in The Netherlands. I test drove one for shits and giggles and I had loads of fun (I might have turned off the main road and scaled some dykes/levees where one is not supposed to go in a car). But the ride was harsh, really harsh. I know…

It’s California... You can find the Far Right/Left/Center/North/South just about anywhere... 99% of the people at KOH could care less about politics... At least when they are there... Everyone just wants to have a good time, Bounce around in the desert and most importantly.... Escape reality for a few days..

HAHAHAHA There are always trucks flying tr*mp flags but I’m unapologetically queer and I’ve never had any trouble. I saw ONE Subaru Outback with a rainbow flag in Hammertown last year lol

If you want to see more photos from that feature I did five years ago (which is where the top shot in this article is from), head this way: