Photos of food are often deceiving. Here it is after being unpacked mid-flight:

You can't catch mad cow disease from horse...

"British beef" sounds just as reassuring as Chinese dog food or Japanese nuclear safety.

That's exactly right...

Don't forget the "Sure the one you rented with 5000 miles was shit, but that's because the built those destined for rental fleets like shit on purpose"

SHOTS FIRED.

Classy guy, pure and simple.

There is no dumber person on the planet than a middle eastern hogwallah driver and his unbelted passengers. Stunning disregard for life, physics and common sense.

You have no clue where I stand on the application of weaponry so you can go back to jacking off to your troll posts and imagining that none of these things exist. Apparently you would rather have this be just some glorification war-porn site where I don't post stuff like this. Ridiculous.

oh man. oh man.

This is what weapons are for. For someone whose jobs it is to jack off to weapons I don't get the faux sadness.

"Pilots never hook up with flight attendants."

Well, this is some serious level shit here. Just amazing..

To this day I still can't find the damn engine

Celica all trac. Upside: 80s rally car! Downside: all the technology from the 80s in a tiny rally car.

How about the Honda Civic CVCC?

Mercedes 600 Grosser. Everything is hydraulically operated, from the sunroof to the windows to the suspension to the reclining rear seats is incredibly difficult to work on. The mineral oil it runs on is pressurized to 3200 psi. If a line breaks, the fluid can cut into you like a knife.

Audi allroad. Every service or replacement requires you to take the entire front of the car off. Want to change the thermostat? It will end up looking like this:

What? Wait...Is she hot?